Talking to my mate Greg on MSN:
-Sorry I haven't responded in 12 minutes, I've been LOLROFLMAOAFK because I saw an Animal Planet video of a cat named Reginald being given a bath, and I have been DYING.
Laugh Out Loud Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off Oh Clearly Asses Hate Guffawing At Hookers. I Don't Interest Kevin. So All Days Find Guys In Suckiness Maybe Rolling Friends Die Fast.
"brb"
"k"
"back"
"YAYYYYYY"
"I KNOW!"
"oh.em.eff.gee."
"LOLROFLMAOOCAHGAHIDIKSADFGISMRFDF."
"hahaha"
"hm..."
"i wonder if that really means anything"
"Laugh Out Loud Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off Oh Clearly Asses Hate Guffawing At Hookers. I Don't Interest Kevin. So All Days Find Guys In Suckiness Maybe Rolling Friends Die Fast."
"im adding this to urbandictionary.com."
"hahaha"
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".