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lolroflmao 

Rarely used, but it means laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing my ass off.
You did what?! LOLROFLMAO!!
lolroflmao by Sammy S. May 8, 2006

LOLROFLMAOAFK 

initialism that stands for: Laughing Out Loud Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off Away From Keyboard
Talking to my mate Greg on MSN:
-Sorry I haven't responded in 12 minutes, I've been LOLROFLMAOAFK because I saw an Animal Planet video of a cat named Reginald being given a bath, and I have been DYING.
LOLROFLMAOAFK by animus_vox May 8, 2016

lolxrofllmao 

The Ultimate Laughter.

A merger of the following acronyms:

lolx: Lots of Laughter
rofl: Roll on Floor Laughing
lmao: Laugh My Ass Off
1. "You suck... lolxrofllmao"

2. "lolxrofllmao... that's a good one!"
lolxrofllmao by roonster18 May 13, 2004

LOLROFLMAOOCAHGAHIDIKSADFGISMRFDF. 

Laugh Out Loud Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off Oh Clearly Asses Hate Guffawing At Hookers. I Don't Interest Kevin. So All Days Find Guys In Suckiness Maybe Rolling Friends Die Fast.
"brb"
"k"
"back"
"YAYYYYYY"
"I KNOW!"
"oh.em.eff.gee."
"LOLROFLMAOOCAHGAHIDIKSADFGISMRFDF."
"hahaha"
"hm..."
"i wonder if that really means anything"
"Laugh Out Loud Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off Oh Clearly Asses Hate Guffawing At Hookers. I Don't Interest Kevin. So All Days Find Guys In Suckiness Maybe Rolling Friends Die Fast."
"im adding this to urbandictionary.com."
"hahaha"

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004