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Bathtub in a Lobster

Not unlike "The Lobster", in that one is performing "The Shocker" with two different women at the same time, only with three people.

This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.

Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.
Last time we were at a girl pile we orgasmed super hard from the "Bathtub in a Lobster", I knew it was true love as we held hands inside of our other lover, but I lost my ring for a while.

Lobsterbate 

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.
Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.
Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

lobsterbation

1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
lobsterbation by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005

Lobsterbating

A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.
As a teen I was very fond of Lobsterbating.
Lobsterbating by loreleibooks July 25, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026