That douche at work who has the fucked up head and thinks he is better than everyone else. Typically telling customers about how awesome he is and the responsibilities he has no one else does. Spit spray while talking required.
Person 1: You wanna play some Minecraft?
Person 2: What the fuck no?
Person 1: Why not..?
Person 2: Those cubes freak me out... I might have a fear of them
Person 1: What the fuck who fears cubes?
Person 2: Uhm... Me. I have lobhimonicubestaminegabfyouphobia!