That douche at work who has the fucked up head and thinks he is better than everyone else. Typically telling customers about how awesome he is and the responsibilities he has no one else does. Spit spray while talking required.
Kenny B: I do so much more than everyone else around here, they couldn't get by without me. Or...
John: Man, fucking lobhead got close to my cube again. I feel dirty. Like a shawl of poison mold just fell upon me.
Person 1: You wanna play some Minecraft?
Person 2: What the fuck no?
Person 1: Why not..?
Person 2: Those cubes freak me out... I might have a fear of them
Person 1: What the fuck who fears cubes?
Person 2: Uhm... Me. I have lobhimonicubestaminegabfyouphobia!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.