kmp

kmp is a way of saying "kill me please" during an awkward or stupid situation.

"I said I wasn't interested and she still stalks me. Kmp."

by Walking Away March 08, 2016

kmp

"Keep me posted". Used in the IM business world usually between a manager and a subordinate.

(In an IM session)
Manager: What's going on with Client X.
Employee: Under control. QA is addressing the issue and everything is OK.
Manager: Thx. KMP

by Sembilan May 09, 2008

KMP

KILL ME PLZ

DUDE: I FARTED
BRAH: KMP

by KMNNNNP February 06, 2010

KMP

Kill Me Please
For when you see Gacha Life cringe or other abominations to society.

The posts on r/gachalifecringe make me say KMP.

by nitrons October 06, 2020

KMP

kill me please

person: kmp
anyone: why

person: cuz I’m sad

by Not Chipwannab February 04, 2021

KMP

Keep Me Posted

Person 1: Not sure if I’ll be able to get to that job today.

Person 2: Okay-KMP

by Famous Teacher June 19, 2019

KMP

Kill Me Please

This is something I write down (on my shoes, my hand, etc.) Cause I'm a depressed emo weeny and I feel all emo weenies should know this.
Or if people already do know this, then there should at least be a definition for it.

*Over text*
Me: KMP
Friend: no
Me: :(

by Frealitsgood April 20, 2018