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That douche at work who has the fucked up head and thinks he is better than everyone else. Typically telling customers about how awesome he is and the responsibilities he has no one else does. Spit spray while talking required.
Kenny B: I do so much more than everyone else around here, they couldn't get by without me. Or...

John: Man, fucking lobhead got close to my cube again. I feel dirty. Like a shawl of poison mold just fell upon me.
by Brigandier November 17, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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