load worth 

Amount of measurement (specifically cooking) referring to the sexual act of "dropping a load"

You need a load worth of hot sauce for that taco

load worth by Stevendp29 September 27, 2020

A load in the hand is worth two in the bush 

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

A load in the hand is worth two in the bush by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009

Loadworthy 

An individual who upon first sight, are deemed to be worthy of you blowing a load in or on.

The moment I laid eyes on Bonnie, I knew she was Loadworthy.

Loadworthy by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Loadworthy 

When a female is extremely good looking and has a great attitude and career, and is worthy of you dropping a load in her and making a baby.

That girl is super hot and has a great job, she has her shit together. She is definitely loadworthy!

Loadworthy by Ddogg77 May 15, 2017

loadworthy 

Something so amazing in the right situation it could make you finish...

That pita and hummus was so delicious it was almost loadworthy!

loadworthy by McLemon March 18, 2008

lordworthy 

Something of high quality, originated from the members of the Kent County Crewused in the north kent area.

check it out I got sum lordworthy gear here.

lordworthy by Ben Laden est.1987 November 29, 2004

Loadworthy 

when your dish washer at home is half full or to an acceptable level to be turned on.

"its loadworthy" *switches on dishwasher*

Loadworthy by BuddyVic February 18, 2011