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load in the pants 

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks
"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."
load in the pants by thehockeydude December 6, 2016

A load in the hand is worth two in the bush 

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.
Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

hot load of jazz in the face 

A type of music used for comming in peoples faces.
At the school dance, the dj played her favorite kind of music., hot load of jazz in the face.

internal load 

The act of ejaculating inside of an orifice.
Tasha loves an internal load.
internal load by Showerbtwdks June 6, 2018

Infinite Load

the loading screen that often occurs whilst urbandictionary publishers are trying to edit.
Infinite Load by K-TRON February 16, 2009

Infinite Load

The perpetual screen of nothing that comes up when the editors of Urban Dictionary are trying to do their jobs.
I'm trying to be a good editor but I keep getting an infinite load
Infinite Load by theskaassassin February 16, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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