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"lmfns Brad, I know you slept with my wife"
lmfns by the Goblinator May 7, 2021
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Lmfyshtycw 

This means:
Let me fuck you so hard that you can’t walk🙃
Person 1: hey

Person 2: hey sexy

Person 1: lmfyshtycw
Person 2: yes pls bby
(Forgets they’re in a gc)
Person 3: wtf
Lmfyshtycw by Leonhardo DiCumbrio January 24, 2020
Related Words
An abbreviated form for the phrase, “Laughing My Fucking Nipples Off.” Its purpose is to create a more expressive illustration of great laughter or amusement, similar to LMFAO (which means, "Laughing My Fucking Ass Off.") The term is commonly used on the Internet, online and conversations across gaming/chat rooms or texting.
Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.
Girl: LMFNO!
LMFNO by samcaba January 10, 2011
Word of the Day on October 13, 2019
An abbreviation used mostly online, stands for "Laughing out of my nose slightly." it is an alternative to lol, for if you want to be honest, because everyone laughs out of their nose slightly yet types lol when they are in fact not actually laughing out loud.
Britney: Look at the funny cat meme I sent you!
Mia: thats funny lmns
Britney: lmns he is dangling upside DOWN!
lmns by Vanceagher June 12, 2020
It stands for Laughing my fucking socks off.
Or also a commonly made mistake
when trying to type LMFAO.
:D
1 Person: ~tells a funny story~

2 Person: Hahaha I'm LMFSO now.

3 Person: ROFL
LMFSO by iAcidic April 4, 2009
That joke was so funny I that I’m laughing my fucking sack off (Lmfso)
Lmfso by Psychoticdingus May 8, 2018
Let me fucking suck your dick; Used to creep other men out, or as a genuine offer from a female.
hey dude, why dont you lmfsyd?
LMFSYD by ninja.xololz February 20, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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