Laughing My Black Ass Off. Generally used by black people but can be utilized by a white person if the timing is right.
AAAAHHHH-HAAAAAAAA DA GIRL WHOOOOOPED DAT ASS PUNKASS WHITEBOY GOT FUCKEDUP BY A SISTER AND SHORTY JUMPIN FROM BEHIND DAT BOY SOFT MADE LIKE LIQUID HE LUCKY MOMMY SAVED HIM A DAY OF HURT EMERGENCY ROOM SERVICE LMBLKAO
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.