Laughing My Black Ass Off. Generallyused by black people but can be utilized by a white person if the timing is right.
AAAAHHHH-HAAAAAAAA DA GIRL WHOOOOOPED DAT ASS PUNKASS WHITEBOY GOT FUCKEDUP BY A SISTER AND SHORTY JUMPIN FROM BEHIND DAT BOY SOFT MADE LIKE LIQUID HE LUCKY MOMMY SAVED HIM A DAY OF HURT EMERGENCY ROOM SERVICE LMBLKAO
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.