Llanelli 

Llanelli is a small town in south west wales, people from llanelli are also named turks, most people moan about the town but they secretly wouldnt wanna live anywhere else, look past all the heroin smack rats tryin to rob you and you'll find some great people who are truely mental.
We have the greatest rugby team in the land, the scarlets, and receive alot of stick from our jealous neighbours swansea.
llanelli boys are better in bed, better at fighting, better at drinking than anyone else......fact

omg did you just see that boy kick fuck out of the 10 roid head swansea jack cunts then shag all their birds???

yea..... thats a llanelli boy for you

Llanelli by turktown solja July 27, 2010

Llanelli 

Top class town in South West Wales, where the boys are all handsome, dressed sharply, good dancers, fast on their feet, brilliant in bed and steady in a scrap. The girls like doing the same things just as much. When you meet someone from Llanelli, you'll feel like you've got a best friend for life. NB this does not apply to Jack's, anyone east of Bridgend or west of Carmarthen.

He was so nice to me |I I felt all Llanelli

Llanelli by Turk Town Topside January 29, 2017

llanelli scarlets 

the best rugby team ever better than the ospreys

llanelli scarlets are the best

llanelli scarlets by rhi----- October 25, 2007

llanelli greeting 

when someone from llanelli pretends to greet you and punches you in the eye

that turk slime fucker gave me a panda eye when all along i thought he was someone important and i may have rimmed his sister, that was no Llanelli Greeting !

llanelli greeting by Big Jack (ak your Ma/ Sister June 6, 2011