Llanelli

Llanelli is a small town in south west wales, people from llanelli are also named turks, most people moan about the town but they secretly wouldnt wanna live anywhere else, look past all the heroin smack rats tryin to rob you and you'll find some great people who are truely mental.
We have the greatest rugby team in the land, the scarlets, and receive alot of stick from our jealous neighbours swansea.
llanelli boys are better in bed, better at fighting, better at drinking than anyone else......fact

omg did you just see that boy kick fuck out of the 10 roid head swansea jack cunts then shag all their birds???

yea..... thats a llanelli boy for you

Llanelli by turktown solja July 27, 2010

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Llanelli

Top class town in South West Wales, where the boys are all handsome, dressed sharply, good dancers, fast on their feet, brilliant in bed and steady in a scrap. The girls like doing the same things just as much. When you meet someone from Llanelli, you'll feel like you've got a best friend for life. NB this does not apply to Jack's, anyone east of Bridgend or west of Carmarthen.

He was so nice to me |I I felt all Llanelli

Llanelli by Turk Town Topside January 29, 2017

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llanelli scarlets

the best rugby team ever better than the ospreys

llanelli scarlets are the best

llanelli scarlets by rhi----- October 25, 2007

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llanelli greeting

when someone from llanelli pretends to greet you and punches you in the eye

that turk slime fucker gave me a panda eye when all along i thought he was someone important and i may have rimmed his sister, that was no Llanelli Greeting !

llanelli greeting by Big Jack (ak your Ma/ Sister June 6, 2011

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n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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