Llanelli

Llanelli is a small town in south west wales, people from llanelli are also named turks, most people moan about the town but they secretly wouldnt wanna live anywhere else, look past all the heroin smack rats tryin to rob you and you'll find some great people who are truely mental.
We have the greatest rugby team in the land, the scarlets, and receive alot of stick from our jealous neighbours swansea.
llanelli boys are better in bed, better at fighting, better at drinking than anyone else......fact

omg did you just see that boy kick fuck out of the 10 roid head swansea jack cunts then shag all their birds???

yea..... thats a llanelli boy for you

Llanelli by turktown solja July 27, 2010

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Llanelli

Top class town in South West Wales, where the boys are all handsome, dressed sharply, good dancers, fast on their feet, brilliant in bed and steady in a scrap. The girls like doing the same things just as much. When you meet someone from Llanelli, you'll feel like you've got a best friend for life. NB this does not apply to Jack's, anyone east of Bridgend or west of Carmarthen.

He was so nice to me |I I felt all Llanelli

Llanelli by Turk Town Topside January 29, 2017

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llanelli scarlets

the best rugby team ever better than the ospreys

llanelli scarlets are the best

llanelli scarlets by rhi----- October 25, 2007

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llanelli greeting

when someone from llanelli pretends to greet you and punches you in the eye

that turk slime fucker gave me a panda eye when all along i thought he was someone important and i may have rimmed his sister, that was no Llanelli Greeting !

llanelli greeting by Big Jack (ak your Ma/ Sister June 6, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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