lizard-shit 

Describes the worse of times, rock bottom

Person 1: Your girlfriend is cheating on you with your dad
Person 2: Lizard-shit!

lizard-shit by lilywilliams059 April 21, 2016

shit lizard 

A person who is cool to the point of sickness. Everything to this guy is low-key and manageable even if goals aren't likely to be reached.

"Dude, he lives with his mom and sleeps in the basement. Man, what a shit lizard!"

shit lizard by GameUniverso June 4, 2018