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shut the living fuck up 

Shut the living fuck up is used when its predecessor "shut the fuck up" just simply isn't enough.

Used against highly annoying people, that won't stop even after being asked nicely.
Someone has been annoying for a whole bunch of people for a while (yelling, complaining, etc..) and none had the courage to stand up, until someone, that couldn't take anymore, just shouted "will you just shut the LIVING fuck UP!"

Satisfaction guaranteed.
shut the living fuck up by Djinne November 2, 2015

National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day 

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th
I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

trump loving fuck 

Trump loving fuck is a man who is so in love with Donald Trump they would blow him if they could no matter how bad his policies hurt working people.
Craig doesn't care that Trump's tax plan is killing us because he is a Trump loving fuck.
trump loving fuck by Bearcatkev June 29, 2018

Tender Loving Fuck (TLF) 

Giving caring sex when someone's emotions are in a poor state of repair
My husband/wife etc... has been under a lot of stress lately and after the hard day they just had, they are in need of a good Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

meme loving fuck 

"Meme loving fuck" is a person with no life who dedicates their life to memes.Is usually an introvert and will tag you on 61811514 memer per day.
Ommo,look at this meme so good!
Stop being a meme loving fuck omg you rly need Jesus and friends!!!!

Tender Loving Eye Fuck 

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.
"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."
Tender Loving Eye Fuck by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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