liver dick 

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

liver dick by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019

Xbox Live Dick 

A person of mediocre/ average skill who feels the need to inflate their ego and claim to be good at every game challenged at. They attack unprovoked, throwing insults and curses towards anyone who slightly opposes them or kills them. Once they realize they aren't good enough to defeat a certain player, they resort to racial slurs and babble to annoy the opposing player. An Xbox Live Dick's bio is usually with sentences like " I'm unstoppable at Halo 3" or " I'm MLG at Call of Duty 4" and deragatory remarks towards women. Xbox Live Dicks infest the confines Gears of War 2 and can be easily found anywhere there is an Execution match going on.

*Xbox Live Dick's Bio*
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Whad' up? This is Tre bitches. I play Gears of War 2, Halo 3 and Cal of Duty 4 and destroy noobs all day. I bus' that ass on Gears and I beat up my bitch's coochie all day baby. I'm MLG so send me an invite if you want to get smashed. Word out.

Xbox Live Dick by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009

Live Dick 

to physically witness a revealed penis in person.

Sure iv'e watched porn but this was my first encounter with a live dick, and it was the real deal.

Live Dick by s.m.a. manaheel February 11, 2010

You ever suck a real live dick before 

A fantastic insult that will destroy the opposing party in an arguement

Hey buddy you ever suck a real live dick before?

You ever suck a real live dick before by Yungfruitsnack6900 March 15, 2019

Dick Lover

Gay, Fag, Homosexual.

Michael: "Hey Caleb, Brad is such a dick lover. He sucked Ethan's dick last night and swallowed his whole load.

Caleb: " Really, I am a dick lover too, want to try something"

Michael: "Fuck you, NO, why don't you go play hide and go Fuck yourself!"

Dick Lover by Ron BBBB January 28, 2009

nigger dick lover 

a white girl (or white dude) that loves nigger dick. She is not satisfied by the length or width of white dick, so she resorts to the dicks of niggers that can stuff her deep.

Guy 1: "I don't know why Leslie won't give me head."
Guy 2: "Dude, I thought everybody knew. She a nigger dick lover.
Guy 1: "But my dick is pretty big."
Guy 2: "No matter how big it is, it can never be a nigger dick."

nigger dick lover by Jako Kot April 24, 2008

Paint his lover's dick 

1) When a gay guy doesn't wash his arse, shit ends up on the partner's dick

This dude like to paint his lover's dick.

Paint his lover's dick by sexcsam2007 July 14, 2011