listerhol 

A cocktail of alcohol made with mouthwash (Primarily listerine) and a chaser (Such as soda, juice, etc.)

I drank some listerhol because I couldn't afford beer man!

listerhol by Rkod April 1, 2008

listerally

A word essentially meaning "really" clean. A clever cross between the words literally and the mouthwash brand Listerine.

Dude I just took like five showers... listerally...

listerally by i.skim.by January 3, 2011

sisterholic 

Sisters or brothers and sisters who totally enjoy their love for each other and the memories they create and share.

Secrets of The Sisterholic Cult Imma Sisterholic My Sister is a Funny-Faced Sisterholic

sisterholic by A Cheese Danish Called Hamlet December 5, 2009

Litercola 

1. A foreign word translated as "Give me some fucking cola before I rip off your fucking lips."
Origin- French.
2. A shitload of cola-flavored beverage, whose succulent aura induces cup-throwing and uncontrollable outbursts from men named Rodney.

"Do we make Litercola? "
"Just order a large, Farva."
"I don't want a large Farva, i want a goddamn litercola."

Litercola by Dr. Russell Thomas Trombone January 28, 2005

literlol 

To literally lol, or laugh out loud. As opposed to just typing "lol" because you think something is mildly humourous, when you literlol you actually think it is so funny that you are laughing.

That article was so funny I was literloling.

literlol by Jer Ber January 9, 2008

literolling 

A real-life variant of the duckrolling and rickrolling pranks.
To hand someone a glass of the light or diet version of some drink, after either he/she has explicitly asked for the regular version or you told him/her that it is the regular version.

Literolling is the act of giving the light version of the drink while the victim thinks he/she is getting the regular version. To be literolled is to be that victim.

Guy 1: I asked John for a regular cola, but this is definitely cola light.
Guy 2: Yes, he is a well known literolling predator, and you have been literolled.

literolling by datniggapimmdechinchilla June 17, 2009

listerjob 

The term used to illustrate what happens when a person uses Listerine and immediately proceeds to perform fellatio.

Young male: Wait, wait! Before you do that, could you go rinse with Listerine?

Young female: What the fuck? You think my breath stinks? You think I have herpes? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Young Male: No, no! I just thought we could spice things up a bit, you know?

Young Female: What? I don't give good enough head? I'm fuckin' breaking up with you right now. We are done.

(she gets out of bed, starts to get dressed)

Young Male: You give great head! You could suck a golf ball through garden hose!

Young Female: Oh so now I'm some dick-crazed whore? I fucking hate you.

(storms out of the room, with her bf following desparately)

Young Male: I can explain! I just read the definition of listerjob on urbandictionary.com and I thought it sounded really fun! You've got it all wrong!

Young Female: All wrong eh? You think I'm a fucking moron? I don't know why you have to be such a douchbag queerbait - wait, did you say urbandictionary.com?? I love that site!

(she smiles and seems very elated all of a sudden - clearly she's bipolar)

Young female: Okay so where's the Listerine?

Young male: (in his head) Yesssssss. (to his gf) In the bathroom sweetie!

listerjob by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009