A prestigious secretive preset list of all singlegirls that score above an 8 on a 10 point hotness scale. Usually The Master List is formulated for a large social gathering involving a very overwhelming group of horny guys that are looking to close on a one night stand
“Wow you see that smoke over there..? She’s for sure on The Master List “
“Have you seen The Master list? No way I don’t close tonight”
“Are you on the Master list?? Are you on the Master list?? I NEED TO KNOW!!”
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.