lisatised

When a guy is completely awe-struck by a girl's beauty, ala love at first sight, to the point he loses his voice when he tries to talk to her.

Hypnotized by love

"The poor guy is lisatised by her, and she doesn't even know it."

lisatised by jay April 22, 2005

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lisafied

The act of being told to sit down and shut up, especially when it comes to drivers and tour leaders.

That tour guide just lisafied his driver.

lisafied by Dabeach July 8, 2022

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lisatised • lisafied • Lisatism

Lisatism

Things that someone says that could sound quite wrong.

CK makes the Lisatism...
ME: goats the wrong way
CK: Goats like it in the mouth...oh dear i cant believe i sed that
ME: lmao
CK: Hehehe
ME: trust you
CK: U brought it up!
ME: u said that goats like it in the mouth!
CK: U sed the goat was the wrong way round...

Lisatism by Lisa Jane April 22, 2006

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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