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Retarded and angry 5 year old's religion

Kids and asses who have iPads join that religion.

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Lisaism is the worst cult ever.
Lisaism by @gaming12999 July 10, 2023
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Lisaism is a retarded cult for the fans of Lisa Gaming, this is the worst cult, those who joined has the iq of -189
Guy 1: do u know Lisaism
Guy 2: yes i love that cult i worship lisa gaming

Guy 1 proceeds to commit slavery on Guy 2
Lisaism by JoePapaIsNotValidAnymore February 16, 2021

lisatised 

When a guy is completely awe-struck by a girl's beauty, ala love at first sight, to the point he loses his voice when he tries to talk to her.

Hypnotized by love
"The poor guy is lisatised by her, and she doesn't even know it."
lisatised by jay April 22, 2005
A religion in where one worships Lisa Gaming ROBLOX.
"What's your religion? I'm Christian."

"My religion is Lisaism. I worship Lisa."
Lisaism by chrismadbitch November 16, 2022
A cult/religion which worships Lisa Gaming. The creator of Lisaism is Lisa Gaming. She claims that this is her religion, but it isn’t an official religion.
Lisa: Join my cult, Lisaism!
Person: No thank you..!
Lisaism by jashhkd March 13, 2021
Lisaism is the BEST religion/cult, and we are queens/kings if you join. Sell your soul to Lisa Gaming ROBLOX and join it.

-love, Candy Gaming Roblox
Ugly braces girl: I joined Lisaism and now i’m pretty, plastic, and almost as perfect as Lisa.
Lisaism by CandyGamingRoblox April 12, 2021
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