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liquidice 

That guy is such a licuidice.
liquidice by LiquidIce January 27, 2003

liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!
liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Liquified Cocaine 

Unlike the Liquid Cocaine drink/shot you get at a bar, this is actually the liquified version of pure cocaine.
Liquified Cocaine is basically the simple mixture of Cocaine and some water, mixed together very well. You can also add juices instead for extra flavour.
(It is to note that it is an illegal drug.)
Jonathan: Eyyy, Man.
Bob: Yes, Man?
Jonathan: This new Liquified Cocaine is actually really good! I've heard you can now drink it!
Bob: EYYY, MAN!
Jonathan: IT EVEN REACHES YOUR BRAIN FASTER THAN SNORTING IT!
Liquified Cocaine by JustDacia March 2, 2021

liquidious 

(Adjective) Li-cwidy-is or Lick-widy-es large concentration of wetness/moisture/lubrication; Smooth, or something that moves smoothly;
A conversation or topic involving something very wet or smooth: "Wow, that dismount was liquidious!"
"Bobby found Sally to be quite liquidious"
liquidious by The_Awesomest February 22, 2008
Verb (American slang): to kill another human being.
After the protection money was not delivered, Capone ordered Frank Nitti to liquidate the malefactor.
liquidate by speedog June 23, 2010

liquideuce

the loose, unformed human excrement that is brought on by the consumption of large amounts of Guinness followed by bad Chinese food, and that often accompanies pre-marital stress
"Did you guys have diarrhea before your wedding? Like, for a month? Is this normal? I haven't had a solid BM in quite some time. I went to the doctor yesterday, and they're baffled, even after sticking a couple of digits into my ass. I have nightmares about having to bolt to the crapper for a liquideuce during our vows."
liquideuce by DeltaNu1142 May 5, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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