the
loose, unformed human excrement that is brought on by the consumption of large amounts of
Guinness followed by bad Chinese
food, and that often accompanies pre-marital stress
"Did you guys have diarrhea before your wedding? Like, for a month? Is this normal? I haven't had a solid BM in quite some time. I went to the
doctor yesterday, and they'
re baffled, even after sticking a couple of digits into my ass. I have nightmares about having to bolt to the
crapper for a liquideuce during our vows."