lion head

A step up from turtle head which means to have a partial amount of turd pertruding from between ones buttocks.
a lion head is where the turd has begun to errupt and there is nothing you can do about it!!!

Dave - "did you hear about Billy the other day!"

Sally - "no what happend?"

Dave - "we where in the cinema just the other day when Billy lion headed himself"

lion head by Shiggity Shwanker August 16, 2008

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Lion Head

lion head is the male version of blue waffle

Omg I just screwed this girl with a yeast infection and now I got lion head!

Lion Head by Mookyjoe May 16, 2011

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Lionhead

a type of rabbit with a big fluffy head that looks like a lions head

Guy: Happy Birthday! i got you a prezzy

Girl: Oh thank you what is it?

Guy: A grey lionhead Rabbit

Girl: Oh Thank You, Lets Make love

Lionhead by Bellsweed356 August 23, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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