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That post was so funny I'm still LingMAO!
LingMAO by Sherriloveiam November 14, 2011
Words you can keep
Anarcho-capitalist teenagers who defend billionaires online. The joke stems from the word "wumao", and "lingmao" ("0 cents" in Mandarin) emphasizes the fact that they are not paid by the people they defend.
Elon Musk has an army of lingmao fanboys who defend him on Reddit.
lingmao by Ancient_Might_5820 November 9, 2021
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a type of hippie that smokes a lot of weed and does a lot of shrooms
usually has a horrible stench becuase of the time spent in the trees
That man is such a LINGMAN

taht was a lingyy move
lingman by peter cunts June 14, 2008
acting like you are on shrooms, but deneying, and saying that your normal.
"What a lingy move......dude."
when trying to get the attention of a tree hugger yell LINGMAN
that kid is SUCH a lingman
Lingman by peter cunts June 13, 2008
Person 1 : *unfunny joke*
Person 2 : Ligmao
ligmao by prokilla4ever April 10, 2019
An “L” wingman
A wingman who kills the vibe between both people on a date or encounter
James is a “Lingman” Ty had it with Rae until James brought up some dumb shii
Lingman by RealNiggalations999 June 30, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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