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lincoln park high school 

Wanna be drug lords, ok nerds, fuckbois, cliques but still better than Payton wannabes and Northside fags. Half the kids do weed and 75% of the IB kids are the type of kids to remind the teacher of hw. The school is lit and fucked up at the same time. #BakkeBestTeacher
Guy One: Got weed?
Guy Two: What's this look like, Lincoln Park High School.

lincoln park high school 

A school in the Lincoln park neighborhood of Chicago that is a perfect blend of "preppies" and "gangstaz". The school's mascot is a Lion and everything therefore has been tagged Lion's something, e.g. Lion's Roar newspaper. There is a hill nearby that a lot of people smoke at. Also, nextdoor is Oz Park which was the scene of a stabbing 3 or so years ago. Lincoln Park offers off-campus lunch starting Sophomore year but the neighborhood hates the kids, so that doesn't go too well...A whole bunch of freshies ditch to go off-campus and though a lot get caught, you might be lucky if the security guards are busy that day. There are two buildings - the Freshman building and main building. If you have classes in both, you get a yellow ID which some people manipulate to go off-campus when no one's looking. The school offers Arabic, French, Spanish and something else as languages and there are 4 levels of education - regular, honors, double honors and IB. You can always tell an IB kid if they are "texting" on their graphing calculators and such. The school has foodfights sometimes but other than that, there's nothing too exciting that happens. Yep, that's LP.
"Who's that kid with the graphing calculator?"
"Idk, must be some IB nerd from Lincoln Park High School"

Lincoln Park Highschool

A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…
Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.
Lincoln Park Highschool by Phuc Yuu November 2, 2021
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