Sucky ass town in North Jersey, New Jersey. Also known as "Little Albania" cause the town is mostly Albanians. If you aren't Albanian, then you're Italian, and pretty fuckin' proud of it. All the girls are self titled "brunette bellas", even if they aren't brunettes. Pretty much filled with girls with uggs and guys with their collars popped. The town is cheap, not poor, and proof of this is because they don't even have a high school. The Lincoln Park kids go to Boonton High School after they graduate from LPMS, and now the percentage of them going to BHS has dropped since 2007. The town built a municipal building that we didn't need with tax dollars instead of building a high school.
"oh hai look would u look at me i'm fr0m lincoln park !!!!!@#!#11123!@#!!!!!!!!!"
"You're a douche."
by blahhhhhhhh ainsley December 05, 2007
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City in southeast Michigan, always considered ghetto because its by Detroit. And it can be, considering if you're a teenager there, you're either in a gang or a whigger. Others are scene, preppy, or lame.
Tom- I gotta visit my family in Lincoln Park..

Jack- Don't stay out past nine, and take a baseball bat.
by MichiganDoesn'tSuck June 23, 2010
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City located in southeast Michigan near Detroit. City full of sluts, scene kids and preps.
Slutty Lincoln Park, Scene Lincoln Park
by Amanda Hinkle July 10, 2008
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A city in southeast Michigan, full of retards who do urban dictionary myspace surveys and a bunch of whiggers
Another pute face from Lincoln Park did a myspace survey
by Rymfire August 23, 2008
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Lincoln Park is a fucked town in Morris County in northern NJ. Lincoln Parkers are known for being better at sports than their surrounding towns

*cough Boonton.
There is basically nothing in Lincoln Park except for McDonalds and Kenko sushi, so Lincoln Parkers have to rely on neighboring town to have fun shit to do.

To summarize what Lincoln Park is.....Lincoln Park is a ghetto ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere that is so cheap that they don’t even have their own High School, they hardly have a fucking football field. But atleast Lincoln Park isn’t as bad as Boonton.
Lincoln Park=Ghetto
by _chode December 07, 2018
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A post-sorority girl in her early to mid-twenties, sports a Coach purse, oversized glasses and “Juicy” valor, seen en route to yoga (the easy kind), the day spa, shopping and then to Starbucks for a no whip, no foam, skim latte. She drives a Jetta (while sending a text message) to-and-from her overpriced studio apartment in Chicago’s Lincoln Park. Come sun-down, she scours the bars, Apple-Tini in hand, for a fiancé in the form of a day-trader, I-Banker or any other 6 figure income, generally named Chad or Todd and sporting a striped shirt.
Tad just proposed to some Lincoln Park Trixie he has known for 6 months. Yea the same one he met at a bar and cried for an hour when she spilled her Cosmo on her Coach purse.
by L. Graff February 25, 2008
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A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.
Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.
by Improv75 April 29, 2005
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