lily 216 

no cause they’re perfect, they have the most beautiful dress style that exists and in fact any aesthetics would suit her, they’re sooo tiny but not in a bad way! it always makes me want to pat their head, and their hair is really pretty, it's short and brown but their two front locks are bleached, it suits them too well!

and also I don't know how they do it but their hair is literally NEVER greasy they’re always perfect, lily also have like the prettiest smile, really, their smile would always make me in a super mega good mood ANDDD they also have a cat and a dog :D
they locks their cat in their closet tho……….
they're good at baking aswell and have like such a pretty voice lol they have the cutest cheeks AND they’re so good at doing their makeup, mostly their eyeliner, its always perfect idk how.
AND THE BEST PART, THEY’RE ENGLISH WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!!!!, but tbh lily has no flaws, for me they’re is just perfect even tho they call me a sheep every time ugh /jjjjj I really don't mind when they does that lol :)

me: hi lily, have you ever thought of stop locking your cat in your closet?
lily 216: no.
me: oh okay

lily 216 by urfavsheep November 22, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008