like a pizza 

To be owned like, or be beaten.

I beat the other team 24-0. They were owned like pizzas.

Or

I won 5-0, I owned him like a pizza with snakes on it.

like a pizza by harris April 3, 2003

hung like a pizza 

To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth

Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!

hung like a pizza by pizzadick16x0.5 April 12, 2021

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie 

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie by userhandlegoeshere October 6, 2021

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie 

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie by Lalalala! May 17, 2006

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004