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hung like a pizza 

To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth
Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie 

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie 

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.
Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004