lightrape

Passing or entering an Apple Store and being an unwilling victim of a photonic assault.

I was at the mall yesterday and got lightraped on the way past the Apple Store.

by Ox Rocket November 13, 2010

Lightsaber dick

Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.

Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be

Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro

by mimi_athena August 7, 2018

purple lightsaber

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.

Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

by Jesse Biesecker January 22, 2007

Lightsaber

Something which will make a fine addition to your collection.

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.

by Space General December 9, 2017

YouTube Lightsaber

The red and green bar under a YouTube video that shows the number of likes (green) and dislikes (red) which closely resembles a Lightsaber from the Star Wars films. More green than red makes it resemble a Jedi Lightsaber and more red than green makes it resemble a Sith Lightsaber.

So many people dislike this video that the red YouTube Lightsaber looks like Darth Vader's Lightsaber.

by xyzpdq May 11, 2012

Lightspeed Systems

A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.

Person 1: Lets go on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: We can't. It's blocked by Lightspeed Systems.

by Derpio June 14, 2016

Lightsaber

A lightsaber is a the other word for dick that is used by people who reads bl. Drawing a dick is akward and complicated, so they mostly draw it with happy faces like this ":>" because why not.

Person1:"I want a lightsaber for christmas!!"
Person2:"Me too.... The vibrating ones.."
Person1:"What?"
Person2:*Huh.. What?"

by SaLtYShiMa KeI October 14, 2020