lightning mcqueened 

when a girl gives you head so fast you hallucinate the finish line from the third film

she totally lightning mcqueened me

lightning mcqueened by YaNiggaErnie April 27, 2017

Lightning McQueened 

You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"

me: *got lightning mcqueened*

hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/

Lightning McQueened by Hbbunny63 May 20, 2021

Lightning McQueen 

the hottest car youve ever seen

Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"

Lightning McQueen by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019

Lightning McQueen Crocs 

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.

Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

Lightning McQueen Crocs by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018

Lightning McQueen 

A racecar that's fucking red

Lightning McQueen will rape you

Lightning McQueen by Some kid u don't know August 20, 2017

lightning mcqueen 

vroom vroom katchow

beanos: yo sans

france: IM LIGHTNING MCQUEEN VROOM VROOM KATCHOW

lightning mcqueen by gandhi_sans69 October 17, 2019

Lightning McQueen 

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.

I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

Lightning McQueen by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016