lifeout

a person who needs to sort their life out, reffered to as 'a lifeout'

David : 'toms failed all his exams, got dumped by his girlfriend and needs a haircut'
Josh: What a lifeout. . . .

by David Kingo March 13, 2008

likeout

A "likeout" is when you give a thumbs up to everything on someone's Facebook profile by using the the "Like" function. The likeout victim receives numerous notifications. The word is derived from "psychout" due to the fact that the victim does not know if their friend genuinely likes everything on the profile or not. (Usually they don't.)

Oh my God! Brandon, why did you likeout my profile?!

(The past tense of "likeout" is "likedout".)

by dramatic_effect February 28, 2009

Sort yer life out

There comes a time in everyones life where you have to go upstairs, wash your face and sort your life out. This often needs to be done after much has been fucked up or you are going through a bad patch..

'my girlfriend dumped me, ive lost my job, im broke, what the fuck am i gonna do'

'well first you need to stop being a pansy! Go upstairs, have a wash and sort yer life out'

by Gay Bear August 16, 2007

Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state

Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!

by Comedi October 7, 2006

Go home and sort your life out

An insult/comeback only used by the evilness in the world (which is chavs) against emos

Jakky G:Errrrrrrrrr your face!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrrr go home and sort your life out!!

Malakie (who gets fiddled by Jack A): HAHAHAHAHA!! Jack A your hilarious!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Ok then take off your pants!!

Malakie who gets fiddled by Jack A): Ok

by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008

Sucking the life out of me

These awful so called "people" are sucking the life out of life out of me with their constant sound, and physical abuse.

I didn't know how bad life could be for me until I met Lindy, and her family then targeted me to harass me to no end, they literally sucking the life out of me by virtual reality and abusive targeting. It's been a wreck for each of my family members for 8 long years.

by Furmanski February 13, 2019

lineout

Like a (strikeout). Take a (bong) hit, then a line of cociane then chug a beer, take a shot of liquor, and then blow out the weed smoke.

Yo, i just did a lineout and im gunna fuckin die now.

by Jeff Roberts November 1, 2007