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LADolescent 

A British male (typically but not limited to the younger end of the teenage spectrum) that is undergoing a change in their behaviour at an attempt to achieve true LAD status.
Steve: Have you heard what Gary did yesterday?
Dave: No, please enlighten me...
Steve: Well, in an attempt to impress the rest of the lads he downed a pint of lager in less than 5 seconds followed by an Apple Sours chaser.
Dave: Good effort but room for improvement. A double Sammy B chaser instead would have displayed greater LADness. On the plus side, his banter has improved considerably over the last few months. - LADolescent
LADolescent by s0lace October 20, 2011

linoleum knife 

Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres
"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

liddlenique

Ex1: Did you see liddlenique’s new tiktok?

Ex 2: Go join liddlenique’s live!
liddlenique by Anonymoushoe123 February 24, 2021

Rod Liddle 

Rhyming slang for a 'piddle'.
"Hang around, will you, I'm desperate for a Rod Liddle."
Rod Liddle by GlenDragon April 17, 2009

angus liddle

do u know angus liddle yeh he is the fat lonely ranga
angus liddle by garry the goat 69 November 12, 2019

linoleum knife 

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.
"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."
linoleum knife by c gizzel May 2, 2007