English Major
Idiot: "Gracious be, I'm feeling so rather lackadaisical in this moment."
English Major
Idiot's friend: "Dude.. .stfu! `smack` b!tch! just say yo ain't up to doin' sh!t u motha f**ka'. . . damn. I need some friend
chicken. . . you f*ckin b!tch ass. . ."