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lick job
Jake and his girlfriend were out of condoms, and she didn't want to give oral sex so he gave her a lick job.
lick job by NotAVirgin May 18, 2006
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lick job
The act of preforming oral sex on a male or female by swirling your tongue around their penis and balls or vagina and clitoris
lick job by Puddin' Tang April 13, 2011
Weenie Lick Job
Person one: Yo I heard Terry got his weenie licked by Julia last night!
Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!
Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!
Weenie Lick Job by orgocuck32 May 7, 2019
Hawaiian lick job
When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.
Hawaiian lick job by Choad hag December 4, 2021
Larsson lick job
The art of smearing peanut butter onto your balls, then sitting on the sofa with your pants around your ankles, whilst your girlfriend licks it off...and by girlfriend i mean bulldog.
'He laid back and stared at the ceiling while the bulldog lapped hungrily at the peanut butter covering his sweaty sack and exclaimed "oooh Buster, this is the best Larsson lick job i have ever had"
Larsson lick job by 1982jefe April 23, 2009
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