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it's a website to play chess online
lichess is the best
lichess by azdinovem June 13, 2017

Office Lichens 

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others
Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

lichessflation

Due to lichess being awful, a lot of players tend to have 200 to 400 more elo than they should. This is called lichessflation.
Those players often think lichess is better due to them being higher elo when they are actually terrible.
Wow, this lichess player has a lot of ego, he must be affected by lichessflation.
lichessflation by hosidia June 22, 2024
One of the most beautiful angel you could find in the world, very athletic and attractive. The greatest friend you can have and a perfect boyfriend : very cute and careful with his friends and the love of his life. Every licessio have a huge sex-appeal. With beautiful blue eyes and big “ bangala”. As Ziak said “ I love you licessio”
Wow you got a huge bangala licessio
licessio by Licessio forever November 22, 2021

luchessi 

Luchessi typically a last name for a short mushroom headed creature who finds pleasure in tormenting teachers and kids

If you meet a luchessi in the wild do not stare at it in the eyes otherwise it’ll challenge to a rap battle

Pronounced (Luu-Chez-E)
Edgar#1: bruh that kid be mad annoying
Edgar#2: HE MUST BE A LUCHESSI
luchessi by Redwagonkidnapper April 18, 2023
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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