liberalitis 

Medical definition for anyone who lives too close to the world's tallest buildings.

When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.

Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.

Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.

It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.

My sister went to school to become a teacher and came home with a touch of liberalitis.

liberalitis by Jake4260 October 17, 2023

Liberitis 

Similar to vaginitis. Typical pussy liberal retard that is offended common sense.

Roger: Dude, what's Ron's problem? He's acting like he has sand in his vag.

Daryle: That's just his liberitis acting up..... I called Tyrone a black person..... The politically correct term is African American.

Liberitis by Roids O'Flarin January 24, 2017

Liberaligious 

believing in a religion but not believing in certain practices that the religion mandates.

being too lazy or not caring enough to partake in certain practices that your religion requires/suggests.

Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear Jimmy finally got some from his girlfriend last weekend.

Dude 2: But there not married yet, and they are both Catholic

Dude 1: its ok they are very liberaligious, they are ok with premarital sex

Example 2

Jew 1: hey why are you ordering that, I don't think its kosher

Jew 2: Im liberaligious, I dont really care at this point.

Liberaligious by Doublee7300 May 19, 2009

Liberaltiarianism 

First of all, do not get this confused with Liberty, for it is EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE!
Secondly, Liberals suck. Just had to lay some basic guidelines for the definition.

The thought of being an open-minded asshole that thinks too independently about such politicol matters.

Obama believes in Liberaltiarianism, which makes him a cock-sucking douche-bag cunt-muffin who should resign immediately.

Hey Kris do you believe in Liberaltiarianism?
Hell no! Do I look like stupid ass left-winged dick to you? What kind of fuck-faced retard do you think I am?

Liberaltiarianism by Presariov5000 April 24, 2009

Liberalite

A person who debates others to support the left wing.

"I hate liberalites coming into comment sections and making everything about politics!"

Liberalite by Pizzelle November 22, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020