liberalese

A sublanguage used by liberals, left-wingers and politically correct people in America - largely democrats, SJWs, woke millennials, and snowflakes. Better known as the language form of political correctness.

Liberal 1: Don't you just like hate guns? Like, they're so evil! Guns kill people! Oh and they're like so racist, mysogenistic, and xenophobic and are like the cause of all the division and gentrification in this country!

Liberal 2: Like, ikr?!

Gun owner: wtf???

Smart person (whispers to gun owner): They're just speaking liberalese dude, don't pay attention.

liberalese by yowzaswowzas June 18, 2019

Joe many liberals 

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™

A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.

Joe many liberals by Samueliscool223 January 18, 2022

Fuck Liberals 

Derogatory phrase describing people who appear to lend sympathetic support to unclear, unrealistic, or fantastic (as in fantasy) social and political causes.

Not dissimilar to, and often combined with or found in close proximity to, cocktail socialists.

This particular type of liberal is incapable of making sufficient effort to follow a cause to a clear conclusion, unfortunately they often create a very loud cacophony due to shear numbers. Fuck Liberals move from concept to concept with great rapidity, making exposing them extremely difficult and tedious.

"Fuck Liberals" is often improperly applied to "Staunch Liberals", an equally insidious form of liberal who places literally every identifiable class of matter above the importance of human life.

Fuck Liberals often make statements similar to:
a. "The government should ban all internal combustion engines in motor vehicles by 2020"
b. "We should all fly to NYC and gather in times square, to protest our nations consumption of fossil fuels"
c. "If we all hold our breath for just 2 minutes at a time, 5 times a day.... we can save a lot of oxygen and reverse global warming"!

Fuck Liberals by hat'em May 25, 2009

Great Liberals

A nickname for the Great Lakes region of the United States when discussing politics. Although liberalism is often thought to be limited to the coasts, the citizens of the Great Lakes region ignore expectation and often vote Democrat. These liberals are often very supportive of unions and gun control, as they are major issues in the area. This area is also ahead of the curve on social issues, with several of the states already having legalized gay marriage and marijuana (medical or decriminalization). Member states of the Great Liberals are Illinois (capital), Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, and Iowa (adopted from the Plains). This region is home to President Barack Obama.

CNN Correspondent 1: "Of course the Democrat vote will be limited to the coasts as always."
CNN Correspondent 2: "You're forgetting the Great Liberals, which could make all the difference!"

Great Liberals by Subway142 May 24, 2013

liberalsexual 

A person who believes their opinion is superior to anyone who has a different opinion. It doesn't matter what the opion is, or which side it supports, as long as it's theirs. Known to go both ways on an issue, if it furthers their opinion. Often self-gratifies with their own opinion.

The liberalsexual refers to a gun owner as an ammosexual, unless it is their bodyguard.

liberalsexual by An Ammosexual Expert April 15, 2016

classical liberalism 

a political philosophy perpetuating free-market economics, minimalist government, strong private property rights, non-interventionism, government disinvolvement in social issues, separation of church and state, and open borders. the word "liberal" was originally associated with these beliefs, but liberals eventually started promoting large government, closed markets, redistribution of wealth, and high government involvement in social issues. today, liberal is associated with the latter qualities. the newer liberals are sometimes identified as neo-liberals. in modern day, a classical liberal tends to self-identify as a libertarian, and the term classical liberal is used much less than it was 100-200 years ago. some libertarian causes, like the Mises institute, still commonly use the term.

harry, who perpetuates classical liberalism, votes either republican or libertarian.

classical liberalism by toSTONEiGO August 2, 2012

FUCK LIBERALS 

1.Guity rich white people who think that by showing up at a rally they will be free of all their guilt for being white.
2.People who think that a doctor and garbage man should make the same amount of money a week.
3.A college professor who preffers to indoctrinate instead of teach, by spreading his own agenda.
4.People who infiltrated the Democratic Party because they know that no one will vote for them if they had their own.
5.People who are intolerant of other political views.
6.People that claim to be "liberal" but they are not.

Fuck liberals, they are afraid of introducing their children to any relegion and having them make their own decision on whether they will like to beleive in god or not.
Putting prefexis on people, such as
"African American" or "Chinese American" and preventing from everybody being an American.

FUCK LIBERALS by Let's be Americans April 18, 2009