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Levelland

Tiny shit-hole town west of Lubbock, Texas. 99% is white trash and also related to each other. It's kind of like a Texas version of Deliverance. Average women's weight is 250 pounds and they all still have 80's hair. Law is totally corrupt (sheriff meth ring leader), motto is "Visit Hockley county, leave on probation"
Hey, let's go to Levelland!" "Hey, how about we just save us the trip and step in front of a bus!
by melathemermaid81 June 7, 2011
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Levelland

Possibly the shittiest town in existence. 75% illegal Mexicans and 25% old White farmers. There's like one Black guy. It's literally a flat dirt field with dirt storms that will sandblast the fuck out of anything with paint. Everyone's biggest aspirations in life are to move to Lubbock, which is just a bigger shithole. If I had to live in Levelland I would literally kill myself.
Levelland sucks ass, why does anyone live there?
by katograf December 5, 2022
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Loveland High School

A horrible school full of white trash with middle aged moms named Karen that ask for the manager when their expired coupon isnt being accepted. They all think theyre so bad smoking a juul in the bathroom and getting caught by Buis. The lunch food is just a live chicken shoved in a blender with a bit of salt for seasoning. They still use TikTok and think theyre cool because they have 212 followers. Theyre all named Jack or Logan or some white shit like that and they sniff sharpies for fun. They print supreme stickers and put them on their shirts and think its hilarious. Nothing else exists except nike and lulu lemon. Their football team has scronny freshman that are 5"3' and weigh 124 pounds starting.
Jason: Yo where do you go to school?
Logan: Loveland High School.
Jason: Shit man that sucks
by StillAPeiceOfGarbage November 27, 2018
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Leeland Steamer

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.
Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.
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Leelandd

Leelandd is a unique, cool, and facinating dude. He’s an awesome friend and is extremely loyal. He enjoys big tiddy hentai girls, gaming, watching the episode of spongbob where Patrick screams LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE, and he’s a fantastic chef! If you ever meet a Leelandd, never let him go. He truly is an awesome dude and an awesome friend to have and to watch hentai with occasionally ;)
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Omg Leelandd turn that hentai off the neighbors can hear it!!!!!
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Loveland high school

loveland high school is basically 97% white to the point where they had to make a diversity group in the middle school. full of people who try to become tiktok famous by dancing to obsessed by maria carey because it’s “so quirky” especially with their 37 followers. all the wannabe baddies try to juul in class bc they think it’ll make them popular. white ass boys wear nike shorts in the winter, the tiktok girls who’ve been trying to become famous for 7 weeks (but their moms won’t let them make their accounts public) wear crop tops and shorts all year long, there’s the weird furries with greasy hair who hiss at you in the halls, and there’s always that ghetto bitch who argues with the teacher.
“she goes to loveland high school? she’s probably white then, right?”
by kahhzooo November 2, 2019
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Loveland

Loveland, Colorado, is a city just south of Fort Collins by about fifteen minutes, west of Greeley by twenty, North of Denver by forty five, and East of Estes by an hour.

It's a quiet town with a relatively low crime rate and a population of roughly 67,000, the population being a majority of white folks, the rest being Hispanics and the occasional color added by the very rare African American.

The high schools are as follows:

Loveland High: The snooty, self-centered rich kids with a rocking football team.

Mountain View High: The school for the drug-addled otakus, but with a seriously rocking Academic record.

Thompson Valley High: Pot-smoking white kids who wish they were black and can't play football, but with the best arts program in town.

Harold Ferguson High: This is where the rejects, druggies, morons, losers, pregnant teenagers, failures and other detritus of school congregate. Not much to say here.

The town has a good education system set up, the roads are nice and fairly well kept, the traffic decent, the people generally friendly. Also, many people send their Valentine's their for remailing, and it is the only city with a major metropolitan high way going through the middle of a cemetery.

There is a nice library and Rec. Center, and a rich downtown with lots of history. A place you'd stay to raise kids, but you move out of if you are older than 18.

By Contrast, there is a Loveland Ski resort with fabulous skiing and friendly workers.
Tom: I was thinking about sending out my Valentine.

Dick: Send it to Loveland first, they have these neat stamps they put on them before mailing them to your Valentine.

Harry: I want to go skiing.

Dick: Er...that was random. But you could go to the Loveland Ski resort.

Tom: What are you, a frickin' Brittanica of local knowledge?
by Nekko_Fox August 22, 2011
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