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Level Five 

Psychotic, crazy, insane, disturbed, demented, mentally deranged, in other words... off their fucking rocker. May also refer to any psychiatric ward, mental institution, or "looney bin".

Named after the 5th floor of Portsmouth Naval Hospital, (Portsmouth, Virginia) which houses the psychiatric ward and outpatient counselling programs, such as OCIP (Outpatient Crisis Intervention Program, later renamed Outpatient Cognitive Intervention Program). Often run by useless, never-set-sail REMFs (HM2s!).
"Did you hear about Ski?"

"Yeah, he busted his fist open punching the wall and smeared blood all over the place, so they hauled his ass off to Level Five."

"Last I saw he was arguing with that damn stuffed monkey of his; Ski is definitely Level Five."
Level Five by Dr Bubbles PhD June 10, 2009

Level five 

Me: Whoa that was cool!

Him: Yeah that was totally Level Five!
Level five by gh hero #1 December 22, 2008

level five power bottom 

Noun: A classification of "power bottom" you achieve after becoming victorious in gladiatorial combat against your fellow "Real Gays" at least four times.

Qualification:
--last a long time
--devoured the souls of your enemies.
--Collected over 10000 experience points
Conversation:

Hey did you hear June is a power bottom?

No way! What level?
Five, he defeated Ricky last week.

Oh man, level five power bottoms are the best.

Sentence: "June didn't become a level five power bottom until he had successfully sparred all the other gay men in the chat for Sam's love"

Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh!
Person 1: Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five 

a level five chad with rizz from ohio
person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026