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Totem Lurantis 

The hardest struggle in all of fuc*ing Alola.
This Pokémon while extremely slow Boost it’s speed so enormously high that freaking Mach 5 is slower.
Those that meet it are faced with complete and utter annihilation of any Pokémon that try to out speed it.
This Totem is one tough pink bitc*.
Moron 1: Steven commited murder.
Moron 2: Why?
Moron 1: He got Totem Lurantis’d.
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I didn’t feel comfortable around that white girl — guess that was my Leukanthrophobia kicking in.