letterosexual 

Any person who uses big words gingerly or with no apparent effort, as to make them appear much more smarter then they actually are.

Some Random Guy:"I'm not feeding that conglomerate."
Another Random Guy Who Reads UD Alot: "Oh my god you're letterosexual"

letterosexual by Sam Balentine August 18, 2008

Literosexual 

A person who finds sexual gratification from the written word.

Jeff masturbated to Noam Chomsky and when he finished was confused by his literosexuality.

Literosexual by KarlMahon August 20, 2014

Lestersexual 

Sexually attracted to Phil Lester

Omg Dan Howell is so lestersexual

Lestersexual by imjoshdunwithyourshit June 2, 2015

lebeterosexual 

A heterosexual male attracted only to lesbian women.

Jacob and Amy would make a great couple,but I know he'll never go for her because she's straight and hes lebeterosexual.

lebeterosexual by Shadowhyte October 1, 2017