letterosexual 

Any person who uses big words gingerly or with no apparent effort, as to make them appear much more smarter then they actually are.

Some Random Guy:"I'm not feeding that conglomerate."
Another Random Guy Who Reads UD Alot: "Oh my god you're letterosexual"

letterosexual by Sam Balentine August 18, 2008

Literosexual 

A person who finds sexual gratification from the written word.

Jeff masturbated to Noam Chomsky and when he finished was confused by his literosexuality.

Literosexual by KarlMahon August 20, 2014

Lestersexual 

Sexually attracted to Phil Lester

Omg Dan Howell is so lestersexual

Lestersexual by imjoshdunwithyourshit June 2, 2015

lebeterosexual 

A heterosexual male attracted only to lesbian women.

Jacob and Amy would make a great couple,but I know he'll never go for her because she's straight and hes lebeterosexual.

lebeterosexual by Shadowhyte October 1, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022