leshitimate 

When you're tryo to sound legitimate to someone but are really just kidding, or "shitting", them.

Hey Bob, can I ask you a leshitimate question?

leshitimate by McCrizzle November 23, 2014

A legitimate strategy! 

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB

Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!

A legitimate strategy! by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

Legitimate Political Discourse

A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.

Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”

Legitimate Political Discourse by Big Viking in the 805 February 10, 2022

Legitimate Solo 

A solo, usually on guitar, that is so melodic and awesome that you must yell "Legitimate solo!" whenever it occurs in a song.

Tom: Dude, listen to this solo from Master of Puppets

Dave: LEGITIMATE SOLO!!!

Legitimate Solo by ThePluft March 22, 2010

legitimate rake

in a case of legitimate rake, your yard has way of rejecting the cleaning. so when you go outside the next day, your yard is covered in leaves and is back to the way it was.

Joe: dude, didn't you just rake this yesterday?

tom: yeah....

joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.

legitimate rake by girls name October 29, 2012

legitimate businessman 

A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.

The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.

legitimate businessman by JackTheNipper March 5, 2008

Legitimate Win 

When the winning team's score is equally divisible by the amount of periods of play in the game.

1: The Leafs lost last night!
2: Ya, but the score was 4-3, so we actually won. The Bruins' didn't get the legitimate win.

Legitimate Win by sportsfan February 1, 2013