The fact that Mike loves Kelly Clarkson, Glee & Lifetime movies, yet is rockin' an active man-card considering his undying love for the ladies, definitely makes him a certified lesbihim.
LESBININ - LEZZ-BIN-IN ( N.ADJ.) - one of who is in physical possesion of a VAGINA who is hobbied by other vaginas. commonly known as a carpet muncher.
Synonym for lesbian, but humorous to confuse the straights.
Possible Lesbanims: rugby players, softball players, Kristen Stewart fan clubs, the two old ladies who’ve lived together for years but are “just very close friends”, etc.