A heterosexual dude who enjoys a more than normal number of girlie guilty pleasures, but at the end of the day still has an overwhelming love for boobies!
The fact that Mike loves Kelly Clarkson, Glee & Lifetime movies, yet is rockin' an active man-card considering his undying love for the ladies, definitely makes him a certified lesbihim.
LESBININ - LEZZ-BIN-IN ( N.ADJ.) - one of who is in physical possesion of a VAGINA who is hobbied by other vaginas. commonly known as a carpet muncher.
Synonym for lesbian, but humorous to confuse the straights.
Possible Lesbanims: rugby players, softball players, Kristen Stewart fan clubs, the two old ladies who’ve lived together for years but are “just very close friends”, etc.
“Did you hear Mariah and Aryn are dating?” *whispers* “Total lesbanims!”
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!