lenear

A good but sassy person but funny and really cares.

She's such a lenear and I love that.

lenear by Moonredstar June 25, 2017

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Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).

I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

Lennart Poettering by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

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Linearsexual

A person that is attracted only to the opposite sex (biological) such as REAL men and REAL women.

Amy: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.

Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.

Linearsexual by linearsexualanthony April 30, 2021

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Lennart

Someone who’s chill and gets along with everyone.

He is a good friend and always brings positivity into your day.

He’s loyal and considerate with a kind heart and a stubborn mind.

His strength and morals are admireable. He is just a good person overall and you are lucky to know him.

Stop being as stubborn as a Lennart..

Lennart by aspaleassnowwhite September 10, 2020