Leading a hedonistic and/or narcissistic lifestyle that would result in one being "left behind" when the alleged christian rapture allegedly happens and all the alleged "good" christians are taken to an alleged heaven. Thus leaving behind all the people not desired by the alleged christian alleged god.
Dan: Babe, you are so going to get left behind with that attitude.
Michelle: You mean with all the cool people?
Dan: Um, ya. Never thought about it like that before.
Michelle: You mean with all the cool people?
Dan: Um, ya. Never thought about it like that before.
by gtbarry May 9, 2013
The "Left Behind" series was quickly followed by the "Right Behind" series, whereby the author made a COMPLETE ASS of himself!
by Oral B. Roberts, in my tower July 23, 2006
by Iscariom November 10, 2016
by tha truth teller July 25, 2006
A law between you and your broskis to make sure that when you're all out doing something, that you won't leave any of them behind for any reason.
This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.
This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.
Friend 1: Dude, Mike is lagging behind.
Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!
Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.
Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!
Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.
by RRCsteve March 9, 2009
A education program proudly promoted by our "Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.
Bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(See missunderestimated)
by JOE September 29, 2003
An education "PLAN" by Bush, that cuts funding of underperforming schools. what is underperforming? a school with test results under 100%. Schools with test results of 100%:
None
None
Schools with test results under 100%:
All of them.
Children Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...
All of them.
Children Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...
by Mediaptera February 16, 2005