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leaky leek 

A thot ass nigga usually his government is Malik
oh he is a thot , who Leaky leek ? Yeah I know mad girls he had sex with nobody wants him anymore
leaky leek by diamond39d January 21, 2014
"I kill niggas, MO LEEK."
"I smack niggas, MO LEEK."
"I stay up past 11, MO LEEK."
mo leek by Cockeyednigga November 2, 2013

Leek Sale 

Better than your average everyday thrift store, far more exciting than a nasty old roadside yard sale and with a selection ten times more vast than the Swap Shop -- It's not just any regular sale, it's a Leek Sale, and it's fabulous because it exists only in the world of Micro Type Pro. Among the many titillating things you can find at a Leek Sale, a few are:

a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;

At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.

Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
Key the following line at a brisk pace and strike ENTER:

she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;

Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
Leek Sale by Lyosha September 10, 2009

Freek-A-Leek 

A girl or slut that does freaky things all the time. She never can have enough sex. She can do every sex position imaginable and make up her own. Petey Pablo made a theme song for these women, Freek-a-Leek. They may also often have ghetto names.
Rodeesha is a Freek-a-Leek.
Freek-A-Leek by TipsyMa4Lyfe June 7, 2004
leek by GutterSlut August 26, 2003

freek a leek 

A whore that has sex for fun
That girl freeks a leek
freek a leek by The Famous One December 6, 2004