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lecture me 

It's when someone gives you a talk in order to teach you a particular topic

Also, when someone gives you a talk to advise you
Person 1: I don't know, smoking is the best way to calm down stress
Person 2: Did you know smoking do bad to your lungs...?
Person 1: Oh don't lecture me, you smoked like 5 years in a row
lecture me by TraySan May 29, 2021
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DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE 

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.

The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).
Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT

A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.
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lecturerection

Gaining an erection during a class/lecture at school or college.
"I can't believe I got a lecturerection during my differential geometry lecture. What the fuck is wrong with me?"
lecturerection by wl2009 February 19, 2009

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026