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leapsnake 

When the male participant lays on his back, preferably the floor. The woman then mounts on top of him, sometimes even giving the man a stand up blowjob to get things started. The woman will then get on top, squating on her feet like a baseball catcher. She will then piston in an up and down fashion, but not for long as this technique is fiercely effective. Usually the whole show lasts about 4 minutes flat until both complete orgasm.
Cindy and I came home from Wegmans with only a short time left together, we decided to go upstairs and leapsnake on the floor. Shit was over in a flash!
leapsnake by Googey April 24, 2014
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lmaosnake 

i.e. lol, lmao, rofl.
you're a faghat, lmaosnake!!!1
lmaosnake by justin0 April 29, 2005
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legsnake 

a rather long thick penis. ten inches or more. specifically the penis of a fella named legbone.
the rare arkansas river valley legsnake has been seen only a few times in the wild as it thrives in captivity unlike other snakes.
legsnake by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016