leamitius
Mael.
mael is leamitius
leamitius by Noctua3.14 February 21, 2022
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Leafitus
When a strange love for a hockey team makes you stupidly obsessed that they will win the NHL championship even though they suck so bad the hookers are out of a job.
It is better to tank the season and get a great draft pick and rebuild a stronger team than to cheer incessantly for a futile future of just barely making the playoffs only to lose badly in the first round.
Infection occurs when when someone burrows into a den full of make be Leafs too much and far too long.
The most common carriers are Doctors.
Only spiders are immune to anything from Toronto.
It is better to tank the season and get a great draft pick and rebuild a stronger team than to cheer incessantly for a futile future of just barely making the playoffs only to lose badly in the first round.
Infection occurs when when someone burrows into a den full of make be Leafs too much and far too long.
The most common carriers are Doctors.
Only spiders are immune to anything from Toronto.
Doc is infected by Leafitus, he actually believes that this shit fucking hockey team will win it all.
Leafitus by The SecurityGuard May 12, 2014
Liamitis
Liamitis is a tragic and rare condition which prevents those who have it from being able to read, as of 2019, only one person is known to have the condition, Liam Lindsay, hence the name Liamitis. The condition is said to attack the part of the brain that is in charge of reading development and growth. According to doctors, those with Liamitis can not see words properly and instead see a jumbled up mix of different colors that are impossible to decipher. Scientists are currently working on finding a cure, but say that it may be years before they make any major developments.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.