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by Noctua3.14 February 21, 2022
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Leafitus

When a strange love for a hockey team makes you stupidly obsessed that they will win the NHL championship even though they suck so bad the hookers are out of a job.
It is better to tank the season and get a great draft pick and rebuild a stronger team than to cheer incessantly for a futile future of just barely making the playoffs only to lose badly in the first round.
Infection occurs when when someone burrows into a den full of make be Leafs too much and far too long.
The most common carriers are Doctors.
Only spiders are immune to anything from Toronto.
Doc is infected by Leafitus, he actually believes that this shit fucking hockey team will win it all.
by The SecurityGuard May 12, 2014
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Liamitis

Liamitis is a tragic and rare condition which prevents those who have it from being able to read, as of 2019, only one person is known to have the condition, Liam Lindsay, hence the name Liamitis. The condition is said to attack the part of the brain that is in charge of reading development and growth. According to doctors, those with Liamitis can not see words properly and instead see a jumbled up mix of different colors that are impossible to decipher. Scientists are currently working on finding a cure, but say that it may be years before they make any major developments.
Oh shit, that kid over there has Liamitis, it must be Liam Lindsay
by dr_shrook August 18, 2019
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