leaf.leaf.leaf.leaf 

User leaf on tiktok, the best person in the world. (also a scara simp GRGRGRG) They are very funny and cheers up my day <3

P1: "ew, leaf.leaf.leaf.leaf on tiktok is such a weirdo"
P2: "Shut the fuck up before i deck your shit"

leaf.leaf.leaf.leaf by jaesfatality June 9, 2022

Serbian Leaf 

the action of shoving a marijuana leaf up your partners asshole and fucking them for 15 minutes to get the leaf far up into their ass and then they shit it out and the person who put it in their ass has to smoke it

Guy 1: yo I did the Serbian leaf with my partner last week
Guy 2: how was it
Guy 1: it was amazing

Serbian Leaf by brian33337 October 14, 2023

leaf ripper 

A person who rips leaves off evergreen bushes simply to tear them apart and throw away for the purpose of relaxation during a long journey on foot.

DD: Theres Ryder off tearing up the hedges again.

Hanlon: Yo man leave the kid alone he's just a leaf ripper!

leaf ripper by ronoc ryder April 4, 2010

Leaf Lover 

Derogatory term used by Dwarves to refer to Elves.

Stop shooting me you pointy eared leaf lover!

Leaf Lover by Qrani March 16, 2021

bird leaf 

A feather.

The meme originated from a tweet where some girl apparently forgot the word "feather", so she called a feather a bird leaf.

"Do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf 😍😍😍😍"

bird leaf by Ya Boi Guzma August 18, 2017

Longbottom Leaf 

The finest pipe-weed in all of South Farthing

Merry: Say Pippin, what's that you got there?
Pippin: Well Merry, only the finest weed in all of South-Farthing.
Merry: Longbottom leaf?! You might want me to try it first, just to make sure it's not "coughs" poisoned or anything"

Longbottom Leaf by Frodo son of Drogo April 16, 2011

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019