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Layssen is an innocent boy. He loves many things and focuses on school. Never had a girlfriend and never had a crush, and has a small amount of friends.
Oh, he's alone, he must be a layssen.
layssen by Ivhiin April 6, 2019
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Lassen County

A county in the northeastern corner of California. It is inhabited by simple country folk, ignorant rednecks, and incarerated criminals with access to computers and their felonious family members.

Lassen County is home to Sierra Army Depot, the minimum security Federal Correction Institute Herlong (FCI Herlong) and the california state Prison (High Desert State Prison).
Lassen County is a county in northeastern California.
Lassen County by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006
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Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.
The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.
Lassen County by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

Lassenøff

A Lassenøff (LasseOink* in english) is what tha kids named Lars are called in some northern countries. They can be very dangerous, but very nice too. Lassenøff are an endangered specie. they are very rare, so if you ever see one you're a lucky motherfuc3r!

Lasse(name)Oink(that crazy sound the pigs make)*
Stupid guy that doesn't know anything: WTF is that!?

Then all tha G's in tha hood answers: Man, don't you know? its a freakin' Lassenøff
Lassenøff by Treba Imbisil May 17, 2011

lassen-aagaard 

In a game of beer pong, when both members of a team hits the same cup, both by using a bounce shot.
Wow, they pulled a Lassen-Aagaard. Incredible!
An extremely white milf.
Dang, Becky is such such a “Laysen.”
laysen by segsymanm1lf November 25, 2020
What you call someone who has a gyatt (big butt)
That boy is a laussen!”
Laussen by mynameispookiebear November 22, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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