Laussen is literally just a guy that is in love. It all started with a crazy silly pants of a girl. …Janessa. It was all love at first sight obviously.
He is basically obsessed with her but he doesn’t want to admit it because he’s trying to play hard to get. Everyone knows they are meant to be.
He likes to chew on yummy toaster and sniff socks it gives him the tingles he is about 8 foot tall and weighs 47.9 pounds his brain cells = -36 donkey Kong Joe mamas of of 7
Layssen is an innocent boy. He loves many things and focuses on school. Never had a girlfriend and never had a crush, and has a small amount of friends.
A county in the northeastern corner of California. It is inhabited by simple country folk, ignorant rednecks, and incarerated criminals with access to computers and their felonious family members.
Lassen County is home to SierraArmy Depot, the minimum security Federal Correction Institute Herlong (FCI Herlong) and the california state Prison (High Desert State Prison).
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.