layng’d

Definition
Layng'd (past tense)- to calmly threaten or degrade a noncompliant perp verbally in hopes that they are seriously contemplating suicide or re-evaluating their life in order to gain compliance.

That perp was such an asshole but after we layng’d him he allowed us to print him without a problem.

by Billy Polanco June 22, 2021

Laing'd

(Langd)
Another meaning for being high or as a substitute for the 'F' word.

"Brutha I'm Laing'd"

"I'm gonna Laing you up punk!"

"David your so fine, Laing me now"

"Brutha I'm Laing'd"

"I'm gonna Laing you up punk!"

"David your so fine, Laing me now"

by David Laing March 27, 2004

A Layng Thing to do

A Idea or Action done by a 5’2 Short Irish Kid.

Jerking off on a vacation? What a layng thing to do.

by Griffin Eisele September 23, 2023

k.d. lang fan

Lesbian, in slang terminology.

"She's not a...."
"A k.d. lang fan? No, she's a feminist, but I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies."

by rtmiss February 18, 2010

Laying doggo

British slang for in bed, sick as a dog!

Nigel was laying doggo for a day after the public crawl!

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

laying dimes

A good ass weld

Yo, look at Nick over there, he is laying dimes on that mf metal!

by Tipsy trev March 10, 2019

Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

by Roogz April 9, 2008